Thursday, March 5, 2009

Your Daily Tanorexic: Jessucka Simpleton

The Simpson sisters have one brain cell and a hell of a lot of Mystic Tan between them.

This particular photo of Jess has a more yellow color than normal. What would we call it? Honeydew melon? Rotten pineapple? I can't decide.

Jess gets an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.

"It matches my headband better than my orange skin, brother!"

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