Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Another tanorexia article from the UK

I know I make fun of stupid orange tans, but I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Spray tans are the way to go, just don't overdo it!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Today's Tanorexic: Keira Knightley

The tan's not so bad, it's the greasy skin, visible ribcage and ridiculous facial expression that got me.

Keira gets a 1 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.

"Love the oily skin look, but you need more orange, brother!"

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Today's Tanorexic: Jenna Jameson

I lost some of my love for Jenna when she gave her boys those ridiculous names. However, after finally getting around to watching my copy of Zombie Strippers, my love has once again been renewed. Not that this tan didn't do it for me in the first place.

Oh, and a note on Hogan - I always loved the guy until he unleashed his revolting family upon the world. Now, my dislike has gone to fullblown loathing after his "I understand O.J." comments. Die in a fire, you moronic, tanorexic roidhead.

At any rate, Jenna gets an 8 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.

"The tan is nice, but the silicone distracts from its beauty, brother!"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Today's Tanorexic: Male Barbie

From DListed:

Click the pic to read more about Scotland's Male Barbie!

This guy gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.

"Whoa! For a second I was worried my daughter cut off all her luxurious plastic hair! I envy that tan, brother."