Today's Tanorexic: Brooke Hogan (again!)

I think I'm going to just stop calling it "Your Daily Tanorexic," since I keep forgetting to update. Maybe getting some hatemail will inspire me.

Here's our patron saint with his classy, intelligent daughter. Why the hell is he "presenting" his daughter's crotch? I think he's saying, "See? There's no bulge down there! She doesn't have a wenis like everyone is saying."



The Hogans get a ten out of ten, of course.



"It's got everything! Orange tan, bleached polyester extensions, and my son daughter, brother!"