Anyway, here's Asshole Simpleton post-surgery and Mystic Tan.
Simpson gets a four out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"I love the uneven tan, hair extensions and fake lips. You almost look like my daughter, but the tan isn't orange enough, brother!"
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic: Ashlee "Bronx Mowgli" Simpson
Ugh. First she tells girls to be happy with themselves, then she runs off and gets plastic surgery. Granted, she was a triple bagger before, but now? Just looks like another Hollywood bimbo married to the biggest douchebag in "Punk-Pop" music and has given birth to an unfortunately named child. She looks like Dr. Shar from that old MTV show, Daria. I'll see if I can find a pic later.
Anyway, here's Asshole Simpleton post-surgery and Mystic Tan.
Simpson gets a four out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"I love the uneven tan, hair extensions and fake lips. You almost look like my daughter, but the tan isn't orange enough, brother!"
Anyway, here's Asshole Simpleton post-surgery and Mystic Tan.
Simpson gets a four out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"I love the uneven tan, hair extensions and fake lips. You almost look like my daughter, but the tan isn't orange enough, brother!"
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