The Canadian News just published an article on "safe" indoor tanning. I didn't realized tanning beds still exist! I remember my high school girlfriend going to a tanning bed before prom and coming out completely orange and smelling like a burned hot dog. She tried to claim it was natural and I figured I'd pretend to believe her as long as I got some. I didn't. I should have called the fried bitch on her lies and her Eau de Fried Spam scent. Her puss would have been like fucking the skin of a hot dog I imagine.
Anyway, here's a dime a dozen tanorexic for you.
BLEEEARRRGGGHHHH!!!! It's like a turd and the corn within it decided mate and grow features. Ugly, turdy features.