Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Kenley Penley?

My wife is a huge fan of Project Runway. The only season I've ever seen was this past one that included that thundering cuntdumpling, Kenley "Tugboat Girl" Collins. I never understood how anyone could tolerate this awful woman, but now it appears her true colors have finally shown themselves. Apparently she attacked her fiance, Zak Penley, with their cat, her laptop and three apples before slamming his head in a door and dousing him in water. One of the posters at the wonderful Project Rungay stated:

"All I could think was: 'You have a cat, a computer and three apples. Make it work!'"

I can't help but wonder if maybe Alexander McQueen threw a cat and then she just copied him.

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