Thursday, March 26, 2009
Today's Tanorexic: Kelly Ripa
I don't really have a problem with Kelly Ripa, especially since she replaced that harpie Kathie Lee on that morning show. I just wish she'd put on a few pounds and stay away from the Mystic Tan.
Kelly Ripa gets a six out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"It's a nice shade of orange, but you're just not skanky enough, brother!"