Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Your Daily Tanorexic

Jessica Simpson has been getting a lot of attention for her weight lately, (I think she looks good,) but she deserves more attention for her tangerine tan. In the future, I will post more pics of Jessica's ever-changing skin color.

Jessica gets a seven out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.

"Your gaping piehole distracts from the beauty of your tan, brother!"

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