Monday, February 23, 2009

Your Daily Tanorexic: Balthazar Getty

I seriously doubt now that Balthazar left his wife. She must have thrown him out after he spent their fortune on Mystic Tan and cigarettes for his skanky girlfriend.



Getty gets an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale. Unfortunately, there appears to be a bit of a sunburn on top of his fabulous faux tan, making it less orange and therefore, not worthy of a ten.



Hulkster digs the orange skin and the cradle-robbing infidelity, brother!

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