I had computer trouble yesterday thanks to my wife downloading nekkid pics of Christopher Meloni AGAIN. So here's the belated tanorexic of the day!
Poor Tara Reid. She's going to look like this stunning beauty below by next week if she doesn't start using sunscreen instead of Crisco on her skin.
Tara ranks an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Your tan is too brown! Two points off for lack of orange tone, brother!"