I loathe Paris Hilton. I hope she is someday covered in honey and tied to a tree somewhere in the woods, Elizabeth Bathory style. Here is a person who has been given every advantage, every opportunity in the world and chooses to live her life as a worthless, racist, stupid, ignorant party slut.
Rant over. Let's get to how gross she and her tan are:
This thundercunt gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"It's orange, it's phony, it's skanky, it's got it all, brother!"