I don't know who this Aubrey O'Day person is, but she gives Paris Hilton a run for her money in the tanorexia department as well as the wonky eye department.
Aubrey gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Love the orange tan, brother! With the yellow straw hair extensions, you look like my daughter! May I put sunscreen on your ass?"