Your Daily Tanorexic

Let's start this out right with the patron saint of tanorexia, Hulk Hogan. Any unattractive, unnatural and downright hideous tan will be covered in this feature, but the majority of bad tans are this particular color not found in nature. From here on out, this particular color will be known as "Hulk Hogan Orange" or "Hogan Hue." I haven't quite hit the right note on that one yet.



"We bathe in carrot juice and hemorrhoid cream daily, brother!"