Rant over. Let's get to how gross she and her tan are:
This thundercunt gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"It's orange, it's phony, it's skanky, it's got it all, brother!"
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic: A Complete Waste of a Human Life
I loathe Paris Hilton. I hope she is someday covered in honey and tied to a tree somewhere in the woods, Elizabeth Bathory style. Here is a person who has been given every advantage, every opportunity in the world and chooses to live her life as a worthless, racist, stupid, ignorant party slut.
Rant over. Let's get to how gross she and her tan are:
This thundercunt gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"It's orange, it's phony, it's skanky, it's got it all, brother!"
Rant over. Let's get to how gross she and her tan are:
This thundercunt gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"It's orange, it's phony, it's skanky, it's got it all, brother!"
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic
Jessica Simpson has been getting a lot of attention for her weight lately, (I think she looks good,) but she deserves more attention for her tangerine tan. In the future, I will post more pics of Jessica's ever-changing skin color.
Jessica gets a seven out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Your gaping piehole distracts from the beauty of your tan, brother!"
Jessica gets a seven out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Your gaping piehole distracts from the beauty of your tan, brother!"
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic: Aubrey O'Day
I don't know who this Aubrey O'Day person is, but she gives Paris Hilton a run for her money in the tanorexia department as well as the wonky eye department.
Aubrey gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Love the orange tan, brother! With the yellow straw hair extensions, you look like my daughter! May I put sunscreen on your ass?"
Aubrey gets a 10 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Love the orange tan, brother! With the yellow straw hair extensions, you look like my daughter! May I put sunscreen on your ass?"
Monday, February 23, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic: Balthazar Getty
I seriously doubt now that Balthazar left his wife. She must have thrown him out after he spent their fortune on Mystic Tan and cigarettes for his skanky girlfriend.
Getty gets an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale. Unfortunately, there appears to be a bit of a sunburn on top of his fabulous faux tan, making it less orange and therefore, not worthy of a ten.
Hulkster digs the orange skin and the cradle-robbing infidelity, brother!
Getty gets an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale. Unfortunately, there appears to be a bit of a sunburn on top of his fabulous faux tan, making it less orange and therefore, not worthy of a ten.
Hulkster digs the orange skin and the cradle-robbing infidelity, brother!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Your Daily Tanorexic: Tara "Bunny Lebowski" Reid
I had computer trouble yesterday thanks to my wife downloading nekkid pics of Christopher Meloni AGAIN. So here's the belated tanorexic of the day!
Poor Tara Reid. She's going to look like this stunning beauty below by next week if she doesn't start using sunscreen instead of Crisco on her skin.
Tara ranks an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Your tan is too brown! Two points off for lack of orange tone, brother!"
Poor Tara Reid. She's going to look like this stunning beauty below by next week if she doesn't start using sunscreen instead of Crisco on her skin.
Tara ranks an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.
"Your tan is too brown! Two points off for lack of orange tone, brother!"
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Fuck Yeah Neil Patrick Harris
NPH has become such an amazing cult figure ever since he restarted his career in "Harold and Kumar." Here is a great blog celebrating his awesomeness.
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