Today's Tanorexic: Jenna Jameson

I lost some of my love for Jenna when she gave her boys those ridiculous names. However, after finally getting around to watching my copy of Zombie Strippers, my love has once again been renewed. Not that this tan didn't do it for me in the first place.



Oh, and a note on Hogan - I always loved the guy until he unleashed his revolting family upon the world. Now, my dislike has gone to fullblown loathing after his "I understand O.J." comments. Die in a fire, you moronic, tanorexic roidhead.

At any rate, Jenna gets an 8 out of 10 on the Hogan Hue scale.



"The tan is nice, but the silicone distracts from its beauty, brother!"