Your Daily Tanorexic: Tara "Bunny Lebowski" Reid

I had computer trouble yesterday thanks to my wife downloading nekkid pics of Christopher Meloni AGAIN. So here's the belated tanorexic of the day!



Poor Tara Reid. She's going to look like this stunning beauty below by next week if she doesn't start using sunscreen instead of Crisco on her skin.



Tara ranks an eight out of ten on the Hogan Hue scale.



"Your tan is too brown! Two points off for lack of orange tone, brother!"

Fuck Yeah Neil Patrick Harris

NPH has become such an amazing cult figure ever since he restarted his career in "Harold and Kumar." Here is a great blog celebrating his awesomeness.

Your Daily Tanorexic

Let's start this out right with the patron saint of tanorexia, Hulk Hogan. Any unattractive, unnatural and downright hideous tan will be covered in this feature, but the majority of bad tans are this particular color not found in nature. From here on out, this particular color will be known as "Hulk Hogan Orange" or "Hogan Hue." I haven't quite hit the right note on that one yet.



"We bathe in carrot juice and hemorrhoid cream daily, brother!"

Hilarious, but silly tshirt

The "penis sticking out of pants" shirt. I'd like to wear one next time I stand up to ask a question when I'm in the audience on Oprah.

The Video Guide to Successful Seduction

So cheesy. So serious. So beautifully '80s.

I would love to know if anyone actually scored by using this in an un ironic way.

Gawker: DC Will Never Be Cool

I hate DC. I've been in this hellhole for 10 years and I'm leaving soon. I'd rather suck stale farts out of air cushions than stay here any longer, which is why I'm loving this article!

Shelter Kitty Cam!

Several animal shelters have started live feeds of their rescued animals. My particular favorite is from Shadow Cat rescue in Austin:

Kitty Cam!